"Sir, while I don't have your life experience, one thing I have learned is that often what seems embarrassing to me isn't even remembered by others. I bet that's true of your incident too."Dr. Epstein replied, "Son, I doubt that's the case with my incident." Was it a long time ago?" Yes, many years."The clerk asked, "Was it before or after the Epstein Fart?"MRS. COHEN AND MRS. MURPHYMrs. Murphy and Mrs. Cohen had been long time close friends. But, being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It was not long before Mrs. Murphy felt lonesome forMrs. Cohen, so one day she asked to be driven to the Jewish Home to visit her old friend. When she arrived she was greeted with open arms, hugs, and kisses.Mrs. Murphy said, "Don't be holdin' back, Mrs.Cohen, how do you like it here?"Mrs. Cohen went on and on about the wonderful food, the facility and the caretakers.Then, with a twinkle in her eye, she said, "But the best thing is that I now have a. We can come and go whenever we want. Infact, I don't live in Andersonville; I live in a town nearby. Sofor us that reality doesn't happen to us." But you know it does happen, right?" Yes." At least Dr. Green was truthful about it. "Well the copwho gave me a ticket Saturday acted like I was nuts. Did he knowabout this loop, or whatever you call it?" He knew, but he's been told to act like it doesn't exist. And Iwas really upset to find out the boys in the bunker let youcrash. In fact, I have a meeting with their supervisor in 10minutes and I'm really going to raise hell with them. Both of youcould have been seriously hurt or killed." Bunker?" I asked.The doctor blushed slightly at her mistake. "I wasn't suppose totell you that Linda. Look, forgot about what I justsaid. Instead, I want you to concentrate on your currentlife. Accept who you are and try to enjoy the things being awoman has to offer. It's a lot more pleasant than you think." Shegave me a warm and caring smile that I took.
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